Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
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Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
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Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
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