We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
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