Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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