Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
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vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
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It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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