I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
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