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Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
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Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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