It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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