Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
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They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
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So I got offered a job this morning based on being a "good role model for girls" and I am drunk at 330 in the afternoon in "celebration." sometimes, life is insane. But not so bad.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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