No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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