These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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