do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
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it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
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I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
We ended up shitfaced at the house after the Super Bowl trying to get someone from Scientology on the phone.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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