It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
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Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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