Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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