But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Randomize
