I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
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You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
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At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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