I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
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