i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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