IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
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