She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Randomize
