I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
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He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
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Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Randomize