i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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