I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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