But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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