You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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