More tranny stories later!
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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