What did we do last night that was yellow?
Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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