I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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