dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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