the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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