Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
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they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
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To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
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