I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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