Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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