Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
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I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
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So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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