It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
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Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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