3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
"I wasn't planning on buying a chicken, but I bought it anyway." --some guy on the bus with a chicken
"Yeah, I only have nine toes." --that same guy
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
I just slammed another champagne, swaggered over to her, pointed across the room at the 20 y/o lacrosse player and whispered loudly, "I brought that one for YOU." I'm getting a raise.
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I just want nice things and good sex
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Is Oprah even human
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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