is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I will pee on everything he values.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Randomize
