That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
