All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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