trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
He kissed a someone with a penis
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
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Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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