dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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