Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
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