I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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