some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
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Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
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You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
You did what with his pubic hair?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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