dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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