Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
These 5 days benders will be the death of me. Just living and breathing is a struggle right now.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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