I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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