I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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