Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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