Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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