He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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