I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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