if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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