party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
All the doctor said was why
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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