sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
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They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
He told everyone he was freezing their keys so they couldn't drive drunk. When I opened the freezer this morning, my keys were at the bottom of an unfrozen ice cream tub of vodka.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
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She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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