AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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