If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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